Toyota Tops In Quality Again

Why would anyone buy anything else? Good question.

Smelly Cheese: Dishonest Policemen

Wow, on the same day those firefighters burned down their own station, over 750 Australian police officers are accused of illegally avoiding payment of traffic fines. What will happen next? Will doctors misdiagnose themselves and have to be treated by their patients? Will teachers suddenly forget their lectures and have to be taught by their students? What have these wacky firefighters and policemen started?

Melted Cheese: Firefighters Start Fire

Firefighters who came back to find their station on fire said the blaze was caused by potatoes they left cooking on the stove. So who do firefighters call when their own station is on fire? Well, they called in reinforcements from other stations. Hopefully those other firefighters didn't leave their stoves on too.

Processed Cheese: They Named Him What??

You think your name is bad? This poor kid is named ESPN. His parents say it's pronounced 'Espen,' as if that somehow makes it better.

Zoo Apes Get 'Revenge'

The apes at Chicago's Lincoln Park are now able to shoot a burst of air at visitors peering in at them through the glass.

Idaho Farmers Say 'No' to Low-Carb Potato

The Idaho Potato Commission has said that few producers will grow the new low-carb potato developed in Florida. "Anytime you reduce the starch in a potato, you end up with a gummy potato," said the Commission president. Sounds yummy, doesn't it?